Great Article on Getting Your Novel Published

http://getpaidtowriteonline.com/how-to-pick-a-publisher/

Synopsis:

Before you write, think about what the publisher needs. Your book will simply be a commodity he has to sell. Make sure you write with his needs in mind and you are much more likely to be successful.

33 Responses to “Great Article on Getting Your Novel Published”

  1. Lou FCD Says:

    Geez. I am so not surprised to find I’m bass ackwards yet again.

  2. bimblogger Says:

    Thanks for the tip - it’s a great article

  3. WhoreChurch Says:

    Lou,

    People want to read about sex Lou–kicking God out of the bedroom might be a great book many publishers might want to pick up. If that’s what you’re considering. If it’s your erotic fiction I don’t know. I’ve never bought a book of erotic friction that I recall (get it, “friction”?) but I suspect many people are buying it. And yours has style not just eroticism.

    Hola Sharon,

    Accomplished freelancer? 20,000 views at Ezine Articles? I think I need to rolodex you for future reference.

  4. Lou FCD Says:

    I’m sort of working in both directions sans direction, but what I really need to do is bring in some money.

    I’m wandering around in circles again.

  5. Lou FCD Says:

    Oh, and interestingly enough, JanieBelle got an offer by email this morning about doing paid reviews for sex toys.

    Geez, even my invisible friends can make money easier than I can.

    iamsuchadork

  6. WhoreChurch Says:

    She said “yes” didn’t she?

    You can sell your sex book as a report. 3-4 page website. Clickbank.com takes the money.

    I don’t know how much money is in it, but that’s pretty much how I do my little report.

    Check out this link and you can see what is being sold already:

    Clickbank Searchable Marketplace

  7. Lou FCD Says:

    She said “I’d like more information”, and we’re still waiting to hear back.

    Are you talking a monthly report, or a single report?

    Looks like it would fit in well there, and there doesn’t seem to be direct competition, although several reports hit all around it.

  8. WhoreChurch Says:

    Monthly has its appeal because you can collect from the same people month after month. I don’t know how much effort it would take, however, to put together something compelling each month.

    And I’ve seen you in a dress so naked pics are out for you.

    But if you just got started with a single book/report (lots of the stuff at CB is short–though any time I’ve sold something there I’ve put in lots of charts, graphs, worsheets, etc. to build it up to at least 150 pages), then you get your feet wet and get a feel for how this works.

    I can help you if you want some help on the sales letter.

  9. Lou FCD Says:

    Kevin, I’ll take every single little bit of help you’re willing to offer.

    And I’ve seen you in a dress so naked pics are out for you.

    Perhaps, but you’ve never seen me in a burqa.

  10. elise Says:

    Lou - if the request came from our friends at Eden’s Fantasies, they hit up every sex blogger and the payment comes in the form of sex toys.

    (At least that’s what i’ve heard…*delicate cough.*)

    Oh. And they’ll never stop emailing her if she responded. You might want to consider the witness protection program.

    Or dress in burqas. That should throw them off.

  11. Lou FCD Says:

    Thanks elise.

    It did indeed come from Eden Fantasies, so thanks for the heads up.

    I was thinking something along these lines.

    Is it me?

  12. elise Says:

    hmm. skin tone and eye color would definitely be factors.

  13. Lou FCD Says:

    Blue eyes, but I’ll probably need a little spray on tan or something. Hair extensions, maybe.

    Reference material. Not for the weak of heart.

  14. elise Says:

    *stare*

  15. Lou FCD Says:

    Forgive me if that injured you in any physical or mental way.

    There’s actually a story about why that came to pass.

    Janie wrote about it here, and there are several references to it on my own blog, though not as complete.

  16. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    my little brain is doing a right fine job of coming up with scenarios on how that came to pass all by itself.

    elise

  17. Lou FCD Says:

    Well after two days, I got nuthin’. I’m just gonna hang my head and smile.

  18. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    *demure smile* what, precisely, did you want, please?

    oh…and write, dammit.

    elise

  19. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    hey, Lou…

    Umm…are we having blog sex? *looking around* err…on someone else’s blog?

    elise

  20. Lou FCD Says:

    If we are, I have to have plausible deniability. If I’m completely ignorant of it, that’s probably best.

    My wife’s kinda funny about that whole extra-marital computer sex thing.

    …and she knows where I keep the framing hammer.

  21. Lou FCD Says:

    Damn, that woman doesn’t miss a trick. Do you believe she just called me? She’s hundreds of miles away on a road trip, and called just as I was hitting the button.

    I swear she has a psychic sense of “Lou’s misbehaving” smell.

  22. WhoreChurch Says:

    It’s a prophetic gift.

  23. WhoreChurch Says:

    Maybe if you believed in God he wouldn’t tattle on you?

  24. Lou FCD Says:

    Yeah, what an obnoxious jerk with no sense of humor he would be is.

    Ratting out your buddies is no way to gain friends.

    Bastard.

  25. WhoreChurch Says:

    Actually, Jesus would qualify as the bastard–just to be technical.

  26. Lou FCD Says:

    Y’know that got me thinking…

    I have three people living in my head,
    Yahweh has three people living in his head.

    “Made in his image” might have something to it after all.

    God has MBPD!!! (Multiple Blogging Personality Disorder) Either that, or I’m god but I forgot about it, in which God also has Alzheimer’s.

  27. WhoreChurch Says:

    Finally the trinity explained so simply even young imaginary children can understand it.

  28. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    Okay. i’ve changed my mind. It isn’t me having blog sex. It’s you two.

    Kinda hot, too. If you squint.

    elise

  29. Lou FCD Says:

    I’m thinking it’s a blorgy.

  30. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    Ooo…major points for “blorgy.” i love making up new words. Can we add “blorgasm?” “blornication?”

    elise

  31. Lou FCD Says:

    I like ‘em.

    I’m not grooving to blondage, blogondage, or other variants I’m coming up with though.

  32. ...solipsubmissive... Says:

    okay, now it’s just kinda creepy. but not in a bad way.

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