Doing it Left Handed for the First Time

Have you ever done it left handed? It’s like a whole new thing. I mean, it’s a totally new sensation.

I can’t believe after 44 years I had never done it left handed.

When I first tried, it felt weird. My fingers were all in the wrong places. I tried applying pressure and pushing all the right buttons–like I had done right handed for years–but it felt awkward. It was like my left hand was a 16 year old virgin, feeling for the right grip, the right feel.

My palm didn’t rest right. I found my wrist and forearm twisting, trying to find just the right position. I finally got there, pushed all the right buttons, twisted all the right nobs and it did work–again, it was awkward, but it worked.

Heck, I’m doing it left handed while I write this. It’s still a little unusual feeling, but in a good way. I’m going to keep doing it left handed until it stops feeling different than right handed.

Now that I have mastered using my computer mouse with my left hand, I wonder what else I can do left handed?

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